Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Awww...Kevin said "awww". More cuteness! Shame he's only the runner-up.
Erm, no, I'm the winner!
;Erm, yes, you're not.
Watch yourself Moff's Dez the soupdragon is at her most dangerous when she's being nice. You watch out for that pointy stick of her's especially when she's talking about yer nether regions :0) While you two are chatting I've pinched the prize.
Now why did you go and do that? I heard him squeal, and now his arm is all red from where you pinched it. You're a mean spirited son of a gun, aren't you? Go and pinch someone your own size, you big bully!
Make your mind up lass, one minute you're saying the prize is not male or female the next minute you're making unfounded accusations. I've allways refered to the young lady as a female and so she is. I use the expression 'pinch' as in perloin or remove. Still I suppose that I shall have to make allowences for the colonies. Moffs old chap, I presume one is free as a second for pointy sticks at dawn? One has had ones honour put in question. Pinch a young lady indeed, as if one would do such a thing.
Oh indeed, Phil, if it's pointy sticks at dawn then I'm fully prepared to back you up. As long as you go first. By a wide margin.
:-)
Now that was rather unfair my girl. I'm sure standing behind barbed wire is against the rules and that's not a standard issue pointy stick, it's what we call a lance, OUCH! C'mon prize, another breakfast m'thinks. Unsporting, very unsporting and what she was doing with that didgeridoo was very off putting.
Come to me price and let them have their quarrels.
I'll didgeredoo what I want. And what are you callin' a lance?! In this neck of the woods, that's a toothpick! Want your teeth cleaned? Hmmm? Oh, and that wasn't barbed wire. I was havin' a bad hair day, and how ungallant of you to remark upon it. I wonder if your missus knows you can't tell a he from a she or a it? He probably does.
Ah, Gesine, you're always such a calm and lovely person. A sneak thief of the prize, yes, but lovely. Now, give it back to its rightful owner - me.
From now on that frightened little man shall be known as "macromouse". Fancy hiding behind a confused grandfather!
Confused!... what ever do you mean? Um, what was I going to say ..... um. Oh yes..... since when were toothpicks 4 metres long. It's the last time I hold hands in the pictures with you young lady....... or was it the theatre...... or maybe the Ice rink .................... Where am I?
@3371 Frightened? Me? Lol! No, just very astute. And winning.
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Kevin, what are Dez and Phil doing when we're not online to control them?????
Uhiii, everyone is out for the weekend? God thanks I have to go to work (sh...), I take the little thing called Prizey with me. My fellows will be charmed to get to know IT.
And I'll have him back right now, thank you very much. I leave the room for five minutes and they lock the place and steal my munny!
Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)))
Yes? I'm here!
You called?
Why, I didn't hear anyone call, "Loser", Kevin, so no, no-one called you.
No, no, you misunderstand. I'm the winner. You should only say "loser" when looking at the mirror.
Well, it's true that the mirror can't win, either, but you are the prime loser. Face facts, macromouse (or should that be "large rat"?), you fought bravely, you can't ever get rid of Arabella, and you lost. I'm not sure which of the latter two outcomes is the worst.
Don't worry; you'll find out ;-)
Meanwhile, I'm the winner!
Nope, I'm the winner. Dez, how can you say Moff's faught bravely, he was a long distance behind me, hidden :0)
Yes, well we all know that, but I didn't want to be impolite, did I?