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WINS
the ram of your computer can never be big enough. Maybe it looks better on
mars
where the gravitation is lower and makes you feel very light.
nah - every time I go to Mars I get a
rash
Please don't
harp
on about it
if you travel to mars using
warp
speed you may have a chance to be faster than a rash
just don't
park
your but in a North Korean rocket, you'll never leave earth.
even if the North Koreans try to start in the
dark
it will get you lots of attention
but the take-off will be a little
drab
in the dark, won't it?
i will
draw
nice puffs of clouds in the sky to illuminate the scenery with the rocket exhausts
and will the little puffs
ward
off evil?
my puffs are the evil itself, they
wear
their own aroma...
if you are being rude, I
warn
you that we'll have none of that here! X(
Hide in a
barn
until the smell has gone
and stop eating
bran
I suppose it would be no help to change to a
bean
menue?
you might be
able
to do that if I'm not around
just to see you get
pale
let me remind you that the world is smaller than you think
maybe, but I can
leap
tall buildings with a single bound and escape anything
I can only enviously
clap
because I'm not so sportive at all...
ah, I'm only sporty because of my magic
cape
here is a delicious and huge chocolate
cake
maybe you would trade that for your cape?
get
back!
that cake is poisoined! I will have to take it away and dispose of it for you!
get
back!
that cake is poisoined! I will have to take it away and dispose of it for you!
oh, I start to see things twice. I really have to
bake
a new cake
no, that was just an echo. I thought you knew about echos. but I will have to take that cake, too. I can't
bear
to see a grown man get sick