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a mouse-trap and you are the mouse? No I thought I was clever and you wouldn't notice that I secretly build you a
ramp
to happyness
I think
part
of your mind is lost - how else could you come up with the concept of "a ramp to happiness"??!
Because all my glorious ramp constructions and ideas do not fall on fruitful grounds with you I now declare them as discontinued efforts of the
past
I am relieved you put a
stop
to that - I was thinking I might have to call the authorities to have you assessed
I've heard it is better to stop all by myself before you begin to fill the ramp with your
soup
soup was responsible for my last
coup
so beware
you mean I could need the help of the
cops?
Dear me! I
spot
a deterioration in the quality of this thread whilst I've been away!
that's because Michael
opts
to forget his medication
you
lots
are definitely envious of my happy pills ;-)
happy pills are the
last
things I want - I enjoy being irritable
Hmmm.. I guess we can add that to the list of
lost
causes then.
I thought I was the
solo
entrant at the top of the list
Er... you mean that you are the lost cause? Indeed a sad
loss!
only my cause is lost, but I'm still the
boss
not all is lost as you have now two
boys
at your attention again ;-)
Oh dear! It sounds like Michael is intoxicated. Could this be through drinking too much
soya
milk?
I'll retire to my
sofa
to think about that
is your sofa
soft?
oh yes, it is
sort
of the softest place on earth (next to my bed)
you will
rust
away
if you lie down
all day
we public servants are
just
about world famous for our talents to do nothing the whole day long...
Speak for yourself! Some of us are so busy that we gather no
dust
well, officially I'm always on
duty
minimum 24 hrs a day ;-)