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1. xymonau13 May 2012, 12:35 GMT +02:00
The language in this makes me cringe, but it is genuinely funny.
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
2. happyture15 May 2012, 10:03 GMT +02:00
HA HA HA HA HA OOOOOOOW dear dear,,,must be a Mike thing ha ha ha ha !!!!
3. happyture15 May 2012, 10:04 GMT +02:00
Got to show this to my friends Dezzie,,Agh dear,,wiping tear from my eye now :O)
5. happyture16 May 2012, 2:22 GMT +02:00
Its really funny, :O) Ohh dear dear...some wouldn't see the funny side i spose but it hit my spot :O)
6. xymonau21 May 2012, 10:38 GMT +02:00
Have you got the hiccoughs? I always get them when I laugh too hard.
7. xymonau21 May 2012, 10:38 GMT +02:00
Have you got the hiccoughs? I always get them when I laugh too hard.
10. xymonau27 May 2012, 8:13 GMT +02:00
These keys have a mind of their own. Just as well, as I feel a bit brain dead, myself.
11. happyture28 May 2012, 9:41 GMT +02:00
Mine too, they spell things wrong even though i presses the right ones, just as well i has me spellchequer :OL
12. xymonau28 May 2012, 10:16 GMT +02:00
You Pomgolians must be the world's worstest spellers. You even has a Chancellor of the Spellchecker.
13. happyture28 May 2012, 15:43 GMT +02:00
Wee do, how yoo knows that? has yoo been spying on UKlands goins on ?
14. micromoth28 May 2012, 22:58 GMT +02:00
This reminds me of the old poem:
I have no spelling chucker;
I only wash I did!
Some people spit mistakes with ease,
But to me their well hid
I've burrowed from a friend
The ewes of his PC
This poem passed the test first tine!
It's quiet a relief to me.
15. xymonau29 May 2012, 10:18 GMT +02:00
LOL! I love it!
Mikey. Ahem. I has sumfink to tell yer. I works for ASIO - the gubment spy fiasco - er - agency. I has been peerin in yer winders corze you is a person of hinterest to my gubment. They carnt believes you really wants to hemigrate to here so I has orforritty to spy an get the dirt on you an anyone helse in yer small, cold country.
16. happyture30 May 2012, 7:33 GMT +02:00
I cud of bean born in Oztralia,,,Yes thought that would shock yoo, Ma sed that i woz borned in a land far far haway furtherer aways than even Birmingham is, So i could already bee a Oztralian :O) Shocking init !!!!
17. Gramps30 May 2012, 8:32 GMT +02:00
Sorry folks, didn't do anything for me, not even a titter. Now, reading through this forum, that's a different matter, bl***y hilarious.
18. xymonau30 May 2012, 10:16 GMT +02:00
Ah, a sense of humour is a very individual thing. And there's time and place, too.
I resent your implication that my serious diatribes is amusing in any way! Mikey, yes, but not mine.
Speaking of you, Mikey, well hyme sorry, butchoo looks like a Pomgolian, oney wiffa Welsh haxent.
19. happyture31 May 2012, 7:56 GMT +02:00
You hinsalt me Dezzie, hall theese years and you still downt beleeve a wurd high sez, its true Ma sed it two me befour when i woz givin her her bad bath,,well its knot a bed bath has such i use a power washer now, make baff time really quick now, Mind you Dezzie i did waste a hour ten minits trying to remove a old tattoo,,thought it was juss anuther blob of mud on her, I laffed so hard when it blue her wig strate of her noggin and onto the cats back ohhh dear dear ... :O) And wots Gramps finded funny bout our talkinesses . ?
20. xymonau31 May 2012, 8:01 GMT +02:00
'E's a peepin' Tom - scurryin' around an' peerin in winders. Okay, I duz it meselluf, but it juss hain't the same as 'im. No matter WOT the flamin' judge said. An them newspapers - when could you hever truss them to tell the troof?
I keeps sayin' it, Mikey - yore too good to that woman!
21. happyture31 May 2012, 8:12 GMT +02:00
Papers Snapers, Todays news twomorrows chip papers, sea wot they sez in caught is tooked as leegul an blinding cuz yew has sword on the bibble, so hiff you talk a load of toss in caught they prints it cuz they can.. i was now where near the bank at that tyme an i add a lullaby too,,yes yew gest it they printed it :O)
22. xymonau31 May 2012, 8:42 GMT +02:00
Ah, well, I dun hurd yore lullaby, an' it don't hold water, do it? I mean - "out tamin' TYGERS'??? Tygers izzent endemic to your town, oney the nex one over!
23. happyture1 June 2012, 22:40 GMT +02:00
I WOZ TWO,,,DEZZIE,,,juss Dezzie,,how can you say such bunkum, i was at da circus with them Tygers all night an i has the bite marks to prove it....
24. micromoth2 June 2012, 6:21 GMT +02:00
That reminds me of the book called "Never Run From Tigers" by Claude Bottom.
25. xymonau2 June 2012, 11:18 GMT +02:00
LOL Has you seed Mikey's bottom, then? Duzzit reely has claw marks? They say troof is stranger than friction.
